“Daddy, this isn’t what it looks like …”

“Daddy, I know that you think I came in here to use the potty. And you probably think that I took my diaper off too, I bet. But I assure you that nothing could be the further from the truth. Let me explain to you what happened so that there aren’t any misconceptions,” the BabyGirl said, fidgeting as she continued her story. “I was sitting on the bed, minding my own business and watching the last couple of episodes of Pretty Little Liars, which I thank you for DVR-ing by the way, when I heard a horrible noise coming from the bathroom. So I got up and ran in here to see what the noise was, but on the way in, I brushed up against the latch on the door and it ripped the tapes off of one side of my diaper and then my diaper fell down to the ground and remained around my ankle exactly as you see it now. But that’s not all that happened. There was a cat in the bathroom, Daddy. And the cat was chasing a bird that had flown in through the window. I know, you’re probably thinking ‘No way’, but Yes way, Daddy. The noise I was hearing was the cat and the bird chasing each other around. And no sooner did I come into the room then the bird flew out the window and the cat followed it. So I quickly shut the window and locked it for you. So what I’m saying is: Daddy, this isn’t what it looks like …”